the emotional support meme coin

sad but ok♡

down bad. still fine.

For people whose portfolio needs a hug.
Built on Robinhood Chain. Powered by coping.

tap buy → the pons page opens → swap ETH for $SBO. that's the whole process.

wake up.
cry a little.
get it. built for
coping ♡ Sad But OK mascot holding a mug that reads it be like that

☺ 0% token tax☆ 1B supply¯\_(ツ)_/¯ no promises♡ just vibes◉ community coping☕ coffee undefeated🪦 still here✦ liquidity locked

daily emotional audit

How down bad are you today? ♡

pick your portfolio pain level. no judgement.

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TODAY'S EMOTIONAL
PORTFOLIO REPORT

LOSS: -50%

financial status:

emotionally diversified

coping level:

😭

recommended action:

close the chart, drink coffee, tell yourself “long term holder”.

your daily supply of emotional support

reaction pack

+5%

suspicious $SBO

+20%

happy $SBO

ATH

terrified $SBO

-10%

normal $SBO

-50%

crying $SBO

-90%

skeleton $SBO

☕

SBO mascot wearing sunglasses and holding coffee

coffee $SBO

HODL

diamond-ish $SBO

BRB

blanket mode $SBO

-8%

SBO mascot peeking at a phone through its fingers, mug on the floor

chart peek $SBO

+4%

SBO mascot doing a small happy hop with one tear

tiny green $SBO

HERE

still here $SBO

SBO mascot sipping coffee with half-closed eyes

gm $SBO

40x

SBO mascot clapping politely with a nervous smile

polite clap $SBO

WEN

SBO mascot wrapped in a purple blanket and beanie, unimpressed

wen nap $SBO

RUG

SBO mascot in sunglasses and a purple scarf with arms crossed

trust issues $SBO

-90%

SBO mascot as a small skeleton lying down, raising the mug in a toast

toast to loss $SBO

SBO mascot offering a second mug to the viewer

have a mug $SBO

3AM

SBO mascot asleep hugging the mug under a crescent moon

logged off $SBO

your trauma, our templates

meme lab ✦

make it. save it. cope a little.

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bought the dip,
became the dip. SBO suspiciously watching a dip

not financial advice,
emotional advice. SBO holding its it be like that mug

still here. Cozy SBO under the night sky

red candles,
warm blanket. SBO in a scarf with coffee

live preview

utilities nobody asked for

emergency coping toolkit

small interventions for extremely online holders.

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01the 20–20–20

Every 20 minutes, look 20 feet away and forget the chart exists for 20 seconds.

02coffee alpha

Coffee remains undefeated. Suspiciously strong fundamentals.

03touch grass beta

Still in development. Early testers report encountering birds.

04mute the group chat

Nothing good has ever followed seventeen rocket emojis at 3 a.m.

on-chain affirmation generator

“my portfolio is not my personality. probably.”

the sad paper

a very serious origin story

Born in a late-night group chat. Raised by red candles. Comforted by a warm mug. $SBO did not choose the chart—the chart chose $SBO.

There is no complicated promise here. Just a soft emotional-support blob, a community that knows when to laugh, and enough memes to survive another suspicious Tuesday.

1 soft blob0 dignity∞ coping

roadmap-ish

phase 01wake up · check chart · sigh
phase 02deploy memes · find friends · make coffee
phase 03community chaos · reaction pack expansion
phase 04still here. somehow.

price discovery achieved

$SBO / coping index

$0.00420 -56.7%

meme chart, not a price feed♡ emotional support floor

real chart: pons · dexscreener

the boring part

tokenomics, but cute

total supply1,000,000,000$SBO

token tax0 / 0%1% pool fee on trades · creator share funds the project

chainRobinhoodfast little bird

utilityvibessad / stable / coping

four emotionally manageable steps

how to buy $SBO ♡

create a wallet

Use a compatible wallet and store your recovery phrase somewhere extremely unfun.

2◆

fund it

Bridge supported funds to Robinhood Chain. Double-check the network.

3⇄

swap for $SBO

Buy on Pons while the curve fills, then on Uniswap once it graduates. Always check the contract matches the one above.

sit with your feelings

You did it. Now breathe. You're early, or on time. It's okay.

verified contract · 0xa6ef18E6b35DFfAf68782a799A6A2334DA6c08Ea

buy $SBO on pons ↗

$SBO is a meme coin, not financial advice. It is a community project with no affiliation to, endorsement from, or sponsorship by Robinhood Markets, Inc. Never spend the rent, the snack fund, or the therapy fund.

questions we whisper at night

frequently avoided questions

Is $SBO financial advice?

No. It is a soft blob with a mug. Please make decisions accordingly.

Why is the mascot always emotional?

Because pretending not to check the chart is still checking the chart emotionally.

What is the utility?

Memes, emotional support, coffee reminders, and an unusually detailed coping generator.

Where do the fees go?

There is no token tax. Every trade pays a 1% pool fee on Pons and later Uniswap. Most of it goes to the project wallet and funds memes, giveaways and coffee. The rest goes to the launchpad. Nothing is hidden in the contract.

What chain is this on?

Robinhood Chain. Always verify the network and official contract before interacting.

Will the price go up?

The mascot has declined to comment and is currently holding a warm beverage.

community coping session

down bad, still showing up.

We're a community of lovable losers who laugh, cry, and keep building anyway. Memes responsibly. Hold gently.

follow @SadButOkSBO