a very online cat. unfortunately sentient.

sad but ok

*emotionally, this is debatable.

9 lives. 0 thoughts. 1 suspicious mug.
The group chat gave the cat a ticker. $SBO.

buy $SBO on the standard reserve ↗ manufacture nonsense ↙

tap buy → the $SBO page on The Standard Reserve opens → pay with ETH, USDG or $BABA. that's it.
live on The Standard Reserve · paired with $BABA · only trust the contract above.

WHO GAVE HIM
INTERNET ACCESS he has a
very bad plan ↗ 100%
unqualified Bug-eyed grey cat in a crooked paper crown, spilling its mug with absolutely no thoughts ↑ head empty. mug full.

bonks: 0 · thoughts: also 0

🐾 nine lives☆ one tear¯\_(ツ)_/¯ no promises♡ just vibes◉ community coping☕ coffee undefeated🪦 still here✦ live on the standard reserve☆ 1B supply☺ locked liquidity
missing since the last candle

has anyone seen
our brain cell?

Small. Orange. Last seen typing “we are so back” into a calculator. The entire community shares it on Tuesdays.

current location: absolutely no idea.
A huge confused cat head squeezed into a tiny coffee mug
if not liquid, why mug-shaped?
DO NOT
WATER HIM
diagnosed by a cat with no licence

how cooked are we?

click your damage. receive absolutely no useful advice.

↝
Blue-grey cat having a very emotional day
TODAY'S EMOTIONAL
PORTFOLIO REPORT

LOSS: -50%

financial status:

emotionally diversified

coping level:
😭
recommended action:

close the chart, drink coffee, tell yourself “long term holder”.

steal these. that is literally the point.

the group chat folder

CEOBug-eyed cat with a crooked crown and spilled coffee

chief coping officer

404Cat squeezed into a tiny mug

brain cell buffering

BYEA confused grey cat levitating inside a slice of toast

left the group chat

+5%Cat leaning into an exaggerated suspicious side-eye

suspicious $SBO

+20%Bug-eyed cat celebrating a tiny win with a flailing star jump

happy $SBO

ATHPuffed-up cat with enormous startled eyes and rigid paws

terrified $SBO

-10%Bug-eyed cat peeking over an enormous therapy mug

mug therapy $SBO

-50%Crowned cat screaming dramatically with giant tears and spilled coffee

max pain $SBO

-90%Cat flattened belly-up beside a tipped mug

liquidated $SBO

☕Derpy cat with crooked sunglasses, a scarf and a tiny coffee cup

coffee $SBO

HODLCat clutching an enormous glass gem with misplaced confidence

diamond-ish $SBO

BRBConfused cat wrapped in a terracotta blanket burrito

blanket mode $SBO

-8%Cat peeking through its paws at a tiny red phone

chart peek $SBO

+4%Cat doing an awkward victory dance with a slipping crown

tiny green $SBO

HEREBug-eyed cat holding a crooked STILL HERE sign

still here $SBO

GMSleepy cat faceplanted into a tiny coffee mug

gm $SBO

40xCat performing an awkward polite clap with a forced smile

polite clap $SBO

WENSleepy derpy cat wrapped in a terracotta blanket and beanie

wen nap $SBO

RUGParanoid cat with crooked shades guarding its mug

trust issues $SBO

-90%Upside-down cat with two ears raising a mug in a toast

toast to loss $SBO

HICat offering a huge mug with a second small mug beside it

have a mug $SBO

3AMDerpy cat curled asleep around its coffee mug

logged off $SBO

the group chat has pressed charges

wanted for
absolute nonsense.

18 aliases. Zero alibis. Somehow, always the same cat.

FELINE BUREAU
OF INVESTIGATION
$SBO / MOST WANTEDCASE 001

wanted

Bug-eyed cat peeking through its paws at a tiny red phone

the chart goblin

DO NOT OFFER HIM WIFI.

case 01 / 18 · the chart goblin. all suspects are somehow the same cat.

fictional crimes. very real lack of brain cells.

graphic design is our problem

make it worse™

your last brain cell has access to a meme generator.

↯
THE TEAM
IS ONE CATThe bug-eyed chief coping officer
source: trust meow
BRAIN CELL
ON AIRPLANE MODEA derpy toast cat floating through space
sent from my toaster
IF NOT LIQUID
WHY MUG-SHAPEDEnormous cat head in a tiny mug
peer reviewed by cat
MY EXIT STRATEGY
IS LYING DOWNExhausted cat squashed sideways while hugging its mug
he is the whitepaper
live preview
choose a background
choose your coping mechanism
utilities nobody asked for

very advanced technology

the cat wrote the code. the cat cannot read.

☂
01the 20–20–20

Every 20 minutes, look 20 feet away and forget the chart exists for 20 seconds.

02coffee alpha

Coffee remains undefeated. Suspiciously strong fundamentals.

03touch grass beta

Still in development. Early testers report encountering birds.

04mute the group chat

Nothing good has ever followed seventeen rocket emojis at 3 a.m.

The cat giving advice from inside a mug
unsolicited cat wisdom
“i put the funds in fundamentals. now i have neither.”
the sad paper

he ate the roadmap.

Someone left a wallet open. A grey cat walked across the keyboard. Then he put his head through a piece of bread.

That is the lore. There is no secret chapter. We are a group chat with a mug problem and access to image editing software.

9 lives0 thoughts∞ coping
the napkin (he ate half)
  1. phase 01get internet access (mistake)
  2. phase 02become a problem in the group chat
  3. phase 03put the cat in increasingly stupid situations
  4. phase 04the napkin ends here. so does the plan.
fictional coping chart

$SBO / coping index

4.20 pts -56.7%

meme chart, not a price feed♡ emotional support floor
the launch details

cat facts, coin included

statusliveon the bonding curve · then a Uniswap v4 pool whose liquidity nobody can pull
launchpadThe Standard Reservepaired with $BABA · buy with ETH, USDG or $BABA
supply1,000,000,000fixed supply. nobody can print more.
chainRobinhood Chainfour paws. one network.
Bug-eyed cat peeking over an enormous therapy mug
the cat has launched. unfortunately.

how to buy $SBO ♡

1Simple black wallet icon

get a wallet

Use a wallet that works with The Standard Reserve on Robinhood Chain. Keep its recovery phrase private and offline.

2◆

bring ETH or USDG

$SBO is paired with $BABA. The Standard Reserve takes ETH, USDG or $BABA and converts it in the same trade. Keep a little ETH for network fees.

4Confused cat wrapped in a terracotta blanket burrito

sit with your feelings

There is no rush. Pet the cat, take a breath, and make a meme while you wait.

official contract · 0xaaF358f144C508B9276e17Cd418720930f69839d
the only real one. anything different is fake.

buy $SBO on the standard reserve ↗

$SBO is a meme coin, not financial advice. It is an independent community project with no affiliation to any launchpad, exchange, or blockchain foundation. Never spend the rent, the snack fund, or the therapy fund.

questions we whisper at night

frequently avoided questions

?
Is $SBO financial advice?

No. Our chief analyst is currently wearing bread.

Why is the mascot always emotional?

Because pretending not to check the chart is still checking the chart emotionally.

What is the utility?

The cat can fit inside a mug. We have documented this extensively.

What are the token details?

$SBO is live on The Standard Reserve, paired with $BABA, with a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000. It trades on a bonding curve priced in $BABA until the curve sells out, then graduates into a Uniswap v4 pool whose liquidity nobody can pull. Every trade pays a 1% fee and part of it goes to the project; that is what pays for memes, giveaways and coffee. Contract: 0xaaF358f144C508B9276e17Cd418720930f69839d.

What chain is this on?

Robinhood Chain, through The Standard Reserve. Always verify the network and the official contract posted here before interacting.

Will the price go up?

The cat has declined to comment and is currently sitting on the keyboard.

community coping session

you are weird. come sit.

For people who type “gm” at 4 p.m. and have 600 pictures of a cat they do not own. Bring your worst memes. The standards are underground.

The community cat has become bread